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Alec, Australia, 21

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from The Daily Show.

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

uselessnacho:

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

pennanpayper:

what she says: I’m okay
what she means: almonds are kind of overrated, like they’re good but not great